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Tarnished
Indy
By
Bill Zahren
(Posted 05/11/05)
It's May, so of course that means it's time to get all frothed
up over the Indy 500. And yet this year, well, I can't quite
work myself up to froth.
Or even a state of extreme eagerness.
First, for the racing unwashed, a little bit of housekeeping.
There are two kinds of car racing -- stock cars and open-wheel
cars. If a racecar has fenders and looks roughly like something
you might drive to the 7-11, it's a stock car and therefore
part of the NASCAR empire. (NASCAR actually stands for National
Association for Stock Car Auto Racing.)
If the car doesn't have fenders (so the entire wheel and
tire are visible) and it looks like some kind of winged, alien
vehicle, that's an "open-wheel" car. You probably get
where "open wheel" comes from.
I've always been an open-wheel guy, which puts me among the
solid 1% minority within this NASCAR-crazy racing country.
At this time of year the chatter on the open-wheel message
boards I frequent focuses on the decline in grandeur of Our
Lady of 225mph, the Sacred Indianapolis 500.
For more than a decade, the luster of the Indy 500 has
been slowly fading. TV ratings have gradually declined and
tickets have become easier and easier to come by. Last year
the race didn't even sell out for the first time in about
a billion years.
Back in the late 70s and early 80s, when I was growing up,
getting a ticket to the Indy 500 was virtually impossible.
If you wanted to see the race, basically you had to know someone
OR you had to just show up on race day and hope the scalpers
wouldn't rip you off too bad.
But, today, with just 18 days until the race, you can still
buy good seats at Indy500.com.
Or you can wait until race day and walk up and get a ticket.
That, all by itself, makes Indy 500 hard-cores kneel down
and weep.
Why the decline? Many trace it back to 1995, when two factions
within open-wheel racing got pissy with each other and split
into two leagues -- the Indy
Racing League and CART (Championship Auto Racing Teams).
The IRL is run by Tony George, who is part of the Hulman family
that owns the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. CART is now known
as ChampCar
and is owned and operated by Gerald Forsythe, Kevin Kalkhoven
and Paul Gentilozzi.
From there see the "house divided cannot stand"
school of thought.
For whatever reason, the two sides hate each other. ChampCar
mainly does road racing. The IRL sticks mainly to ovals. The
two have car and engine specs that are totally different so
they can't compete in each other's races even if they want
to. Toyota, Honda and Chevy provide engines to the IRL.
(Chevy is getting out of the IRL next year.) Ford Cosworth supplies
ChampCar. (And, it just so happens Cosworth is owned by Forsythe and Kalkohoven. Go figure!)
It's like the IRL Hatfields and ChampCar McCoys. Tony, the
leader of the IRL, is either the antichrist or a defiant hero
figure standing up to Satan's legions (ChampCar) depending
on who you talk to. The ChampCar owners are either the "three stooges" or the defiant hero figures standing up to Satan (George). A lot of people who think the Great Racing
Schism (the split between IRL and CART) is slowly killing
upper-level open-wheel racing, pray nightly for "reunification."
Within the last month or so, Tony has met with Kalkhoven. But, based on
post-meeting comments, the two mainly talked about the weather
as opposed to ending the feud.
Meanwhile, open-wheel racing is caught in a toilet swirl
and headed down. Attendance at races rivals a state fair enduro
race and TV ratings make pro hockey look like the Super Bowl.
I'm sorry to say the inescapable fact is that less and less
people care about the IRL or ChampCar. And, while open-wheel
racing has fiddled, NASCAR has burned their empire. NASCAR
races routinely get around 700 percent more TV viewers
than IRL races. The Coca-Cola 600, which will happen a few
hours after the Indy 500 is done on May 29, will blow the
Indy 500 out of the television ratings water.
The Indianapolis Motor Speedway this year is trying to drum
up interest using an attractive female driver, Danica Patrick.
She's the only woman in the race and the IRL is clearly hoping
the sex appeal/woman-in-a-man's-sport angles will attract at least
some interest.
Personally, I think the fans are dwindling because the competition
is mediocre. 10 drivers this year have a shot to win, the
other 23 are just out there for show. If you don't have a
few million for R&D, don't bother. The cost of being competitive
has become so high that corporate sponsors can't justify the
investment. Who gets to drive is most often determined by
who can bring sponsorship cash, not so much by talent. I could
go on.
The reasons, remedies and recriminations for all these things
are bandied about over and over and over and over on the messages
boards every day. It's all very interesting, but the net-net
is the message-board people -- that tiny minority of the minority
who cares about open-wheel racing -- can't do much more than
screech about it.
Adding to my malaise this year is the fact that, my favorite
driver, Sarah
Fisher, has moved into the NASCAR
minor leagues. For five Indy 500s, Sarah was the "woman-in-a-man's-sport"
attraction. This year, unable to get a job driving an Indy
Car, Sarah went where the racecar driving jobs are -- NASCAR.
Since my first love has always been open-wheel racing, it stings. But, hey,
I'm happy for Sarah. I'm watching her races. I'm buying from
her sponsors. (Domino's and NAPA. You
should too!) I'm looking to get new Sarah Fisher "wearables."
NASCAR driving is way, way better for Sarah than sitting at
home. But watching the Indy 500 slowly disintegrate, that's
painful.
Without reunification, open wheel is toast. And I'm starting
to think there's a better chance that the Hatfields will move
in with the McCoys. More's the pitty.
Copyright © 2005 Bill Zahren
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